He Man!

Jun. 24th, 2009 10:16 am
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From Shane, this is our newest Best. Thing. Ever.
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Weather = full of weirdness.

So, yesterday, our officemate went out for a breath of air. And suddenly, DOWNPOUR!

Today, tiki went out for a break, and all of a sudden, HAILSTORM!

Which just goes to show, don't go out!!!
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So, you now know that Sarah Palin is a Real and Qualified International Diplomat due to her extensive experience downing a couple of brewskis and then tossing the forehead-crushed cans over the Bering Strait to enjoy watching them pile up on those damn Russkies's garage roof.

But you didn't know: Governin' is Hard Work. It takes two!

Shadow Governor?

In the aftermath of the Walt Monegan firing, one question keeps surfacing over and over again; why does the governor's husband, Todd Palin appear to hold so much power?

The stories started last year when Representative Ralph Samuels told me about going into a meeting, he thought would be private, with Governor Sarah Palin. Much to his surprise, Todd Palin was there and proceeded to sit through the entire meeting.


Oho! Won't that damn Putin be surprised, standing out there in the knee-deep snow in Siberia, waiting for his meetin' with Sarah, wondering why the hell his garage roof has piles o' Coors cans, and here she drives up in her snow machine with Todd at her side! USA-USA-USA!!!!

*cringes*

Jun. 12th, 2008 10:06 am
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So, last week we were like, PRIMARIES ARE OVER YAY!!

No more pie fights, we could finally join hands and sing campfire songs and whatever.

Well, that lasted for about 5 seconds.



This is the Barack Obama sock monkey.

Yeah, really.

It's the talk of the intarwebs today. These guys are checking out who's behind the site. Maybe there's malice aforethought, or maybe it's just the results of cousins marrying.

Speaking of cousins marrying, we come to Fox News....



We're not happy about this, but we called it: they're going after Michelle. Because sexism yay.

So, this next five months is going to be like watching the last 10 minutes of Bamboozled, only instead of just going on and on and on, it's gonna be FIVE FUCKING MONTHS of us crawling under the table to hide from the sheer yawning chasm of horrible.

My eyes!

Feb. 19th, 2008 01:02 pm
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They told us to update to the next version of our email sofware.

What followed was a desktop full of THIS...



Who are these blue-head freaks?

And what did we do to merit being welded to them via the Yellow Bands of Horror?

Yowza!

Jan. 15th, 2008 01:14 pm
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"I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution. But I believe it's a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living god. And that's what we need to do -- to amend the Constitution so it's in God's standards rather than try to change God's standards so it lines up with some contemporary view."

--Mike Huckabee


Huck oughta call those Taliban dudes and see how it worked out when they tried it.

Emphasis added.
Via [livejournal.com profile] wigu.
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Pleeeeeeease somebody start a band called "Laura's Claw Marks!"

Via Atrios, who really wouldn't give a shit if I linked to him.
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ZOMG, vote for Tom Tancredo or a bunch of scary fucking Messicans will blow up everything!!!!
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Takara Tomy to Massively Cut Down the Production Quantities of Made in China Toys

Major toy maker Takara Tomy (Tomy Company Ltd) announced to have a massive reduction to its production line in China.

A newspaper article reported by the Sankei Newspaper on October 31, 2007, told Takara Tomy (Tomy Company Ltd) has announced to undergo a massive reduction to the production quantity of toys made in China. The decision was made taking many of the toys were found with excess amount of lead and other harmful substances above the inclusion criteria, thus caused distrust over the safety of toys produced in China.

Currently, Takara Tomy has 90 percent of its toy production (based on value) in China, but it aims to shift the number of toy productions outside China to increase up to 60 percent in other Asian countries such as Thailand and Vietnam in three years time. Another reason behind the shift of its production line to such countries is because of the rise of labor cost in Guangdong, China, due to lack of labor power.


We love the deal about "We want to protect the little children.....plus, er, it's getting kinda 'spensive."

Sirota gets a-rantin' about lead:

Halloween and the Lead Monster

...In recent years, our government has signed free trade pacts with many developing-world countries — countries with minimal product safety laws. Incredibly, the pacts do not include product safety standards, either. The result is that manufacturers relocate to these countries, make cheaper goods with less expensive, toxic compounds, and then, thanks to the trade pacts, dump these unsafe products into the U.S. market....

This might be less frightening if our government were expanding product safety enforcement at home. But a new report shows the budget of our Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) has been halved during the free trade era — all in the name of deregulation.

"We have been disarming our ability to protect ourselves, even as the need to do so has been soaring," says the report from my colleagues at the Campaign for America's Future.

The few recalls the resource-starved commission has mustered highlight how dire the situation is. This summer, 20 million Chinese-made toys were recalled because of lead paint and other hazards. The Ashland University study makes clear such recalls are too rare, and that lead-soaked foreign products remain on store shelves....


You can go ahead and read the whole thing....but it's scaaaaaarrrrry! Future generations of lead-brained zombie children!
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... to dead historical figures


Dear Thomas Jefferson,

We are really really really sorry.

XOXOXOXO

--tiki

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