USA is teh win!

[tikistitch]

So, you now know that Sarah Palin is a Real and Qualified International Diplomat due to her extensive experience downing a couple of brewskis and then tossing the forehead-crushed cans over the Bering Strait to enjoy watching them pile up on those damn Russkies's garage roof.

But you didn't know: Governin' is Hard Work. It takes two!

Shadow Governor?

In the aftermath of the Walt Monegan firing, one question keeps surfacing over and over again; why does the governor's husband, Todd Palin appear to hold so much power?

The stories started last year when Representative Ralph Samuels told me about going into a meeting, he thought would be private, with Governor Sarah Palin. Much to his surprise, Todd Palin was there and proceeded to sit through the entire meeting.

Oho! Won't that damn Putin be surprised, standing out there in the knee-deep snow in Siberia, waiting for his meetin' with Sarah, wondering why the hell his garage roof has piles o' Coors cans, and here she drives up in her snow machine with Todd at her side! USA-USA-USA!!!!

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[aoi-no-neko.livejournal.com]

You might find this a little interesting, she's also trying to go up against the eco-Terminator
http://www.insidesocal.com/presscorps/2008/09/palin-asks-schwarzenegger-to-v.html

Fun thing is that Arnold is all for the fees. And frankly with pollution standards around the ports pretty darn high, they are trying all kinds of things besides this.

So wondering who would win in a grudge match, Todd or Arnold? Or better yet, Maria vs Sarah =)

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

I just can't get the picture out of my head of AAhrnold busting into the Alaska Governor's Mansion bellowing, "Sa-rah Pa-lin?"

[blowdry.livejournal.com]

I was poking around the internets and found her blog. I warn you: it is frightening and incredibly dumb. It could be a joke, but I'm not so sure. Anyway, when I was poking around there, I noticed this supposed post by Todd Palin asking for money to buy a new snowmobile. o_O

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

It's totally fake, but it's *really* hard to tell. Whoever does it has her voice (and Todd, and her family, and even Cindy McCain!) down to a tee.

[blowdry.livejournal.com]

It really is hard to tell. I hadn't really explored it fully, it was just too crazy.