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[tikistitch]

Dear Ann Coulter Party,

You are officially dead to me.

And, no, I don't mean I'm pissed off an not gonna vote for any of your bozos in 2008.

I mean, I'm pissed off and not going to vote for any of your candidates ever. Again. In my life.

I mean I no longer consider you a legitimate opposition party.

I mean, you are dead to me.

Ya know, despite being raised in a New Deal Orthodox household, I used to have genuine positive thoughts about certain of your candidates, like Christie Whitman, or Rudy Giuliani. Like, "Hey, they're not bad, maybe if I lived in that state, and the Dems ran Fidel Castro's family cat, Mr. Pickles, in opposition, I'd consider voting for those guys!"

But, no, just identifying as Repub evidently tips off the inevitable soul rot, even in otherwise decent people. Christie Whitman blithely sent 9-11 rescue workers off to pain, disability, and death. (Hope they haunt you to your grave, bitch.) And Rudy, the former prosecutor, is bouncing up and down in his adult diapers to cheer granting your boy Scooter a Get Out of Jail Free pass.

From now on, even if the Dems run a pink poodle dog against one of your boys, we're voting for the poodle dog. And, we're raising money for the poodle dog, putting up yard signs for the poodle dog, making phone calls for the poodle dog, and knocking on doors for the poodle dog. And then even if the pink poodle proves somewhat less able than the current occupant of the nation's highest office (though we don't see how) we'll still be happy that it can't do half the damage pissing in the corner of the Oval Office that you clods did pissing all over the constitution.

Ya know, next time you guys subvert a legitimate election and grab power, why don't you just stop the pretending, and outsource the Department of Justice to Halliburton? A soulless, secretive defense contractor grown fat from sucking at the government teat--sounds about right. Dick Cheney has stopped this whole charade about giving a shit, and look how happy he looks.

XOXOXOX

--tiki

Comments

[aoi-no-neko.livejournal.com]

I wants to know just how low the approval rating is now.

"Hey Libby, take the fall. Don't worry, we will get you out of this even if they find you guilty."

no wonder I feel ill today.

Heck, I'll vote for the pink poodle dog! Probably will do better than all of them, and all he or she will need is walkies and dog food!

[wintersweet.livejournal.com]

I would so metaquote you if metaquoting political posts weren't a really, really bad idea.

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the complement, and for the discretion--stupid people tend to annoy me overmuch.

[wintersweet.livejournal.com]

I actually read your post aloud to assaultdoor. :)

[blythou.livejournal.com]

Senator Pink Poodle Dog, that'd be something...