We write letters...

[tikistitch]

Robert A. Iger
President and CEO, The Walt Disney Company

Hi Bob!

Hope you don't mind tiki calling you by your first name, but, golly willikers, we feel like we know you. We're sure you know us as "that girl who buys all the Lilo & Stitch crap."

Anyways, we assumed BIG THINGS were on the offing when you took over the Walt Dizzy company from the Prince of Darkness. How we underestimated you! You have discovered the real villain behind the 9/11 attacks. No, it wasn't Osama Bin Laden, who, we're happy to report, is now free to live life unmolested by those pesky counter-terrorist squads.

No, the true villain of 9/11 turns out to be Big Bad Bill Clinton! We're not sure how he found time, between murdering his wife's lesbian lover, Vince Foster, getting a blow job, and murdering, well, just about everybody else.

We are especially impressed by your unique methodology of proving your case, by making shit up. And it's great that you've kept this important work non-partisan by forwarding it to unbiased critics.

In closing, we believe your actions are all in the finest tradition of the Walt Disney company.

XOXOXOXOXO

--tiki

Comments

[blukat.livejournal.com]

damn, you freaked me out with that photo of Rove, brrrrrrrr.

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Heh. Sorry, blu. Stolen from Atrios.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Great letter. Much love.

(Even my 83-year-old mom thinks this mini-series is going to be an umitigated piece of partisan crap. She's informed me that she's gonna give it a pass. Yeah for mom who turn liberal in their old age.)

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Whoa! Will she adopt me? ^_^

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Sure, but would you really wanted to be related to my insane family?

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Heehee. Not possibly more insane than *my* family. Buy me a beer sometime. I will tell you stories to make your hair curl. (Or if it's already curly, my family stories will straighten it!)

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Invite me up to Seattle some time and we can get drunk and compare families

[avalonjones.livejournal.com]

Walt's head is probably spinning in its cryogenic preservation chamber!!

[sailor-x.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a weird thing to make into a mini-series but my biggest gripe with the Disney company right now is their lack of new good-quality animation (I can't stand cgi that looks like Claymation x.x;).

I might give the series a look for the heck of it o.o;, or I might forget I ever heard of it before it airs (which is the most probable but not for any reason other than forgetfulness).

I can't really see a need for the mini-series but it doesn't tick me off either. People are free to examine the information in anyway they wish *shrugs*.

[sailor-x.livejournal.com]

I didn't notice you had a link to "Song of the South" ! That was a cute movie, but they'll never be able to release it again.

[sailor-x.livejournal.com]

I'm hearing more about this show and the more I hear the more I don't like the idea of it. All you had to tell me was "Docu-movie" and I'm out of there XD. Docu-movies are rarely any good (Like Discovery and Yellowstone). We don't need dramatizaions for things like this.

I like documentaries.. but a show with actors and such.. eh, not so much.

Do I think Clinton could have stopped Osama bin Laden? ... Perhaps , but so could a lot of other people. It's like social security no one wanted to face the issue until they had too. I'm not going to place all the blame on any one person.

Though... most/all the blame for 9/11 should be placed on the terrorists afterall.