We write letters...

[tikistitch]

Robert A. Iger
President and CEO, The Walt Disney Company

Hi Bob!

Hope you don't mind tiki calling you by your first name, but, golly willikers, we feel like we know you. We're sure you know us as "that girl who buys all the Lilo & Stitch crap."

Anyways, we assumed BIG THINGS were on the offing when you took over the Walt Dizzy company from the Prince of Darkness. How we underestimated you! You have discovered the real villain behind the 9/11 attacks. No, it wasn't Osama Bin Laden, who, we're happy to report, is now free to live life unmolested by those pesky counter-terrorist squads.

No, the true villain of 9/11 turns out to be Big Bad Bill Clinton! We're not sure how he found time, between murdering his wife's lesbian lover, Vince Foster, getting a blow job, and murdering, well, just about everybody else.

We are especially impressed by your unique methodology of proving your case, by making shit up. And it's great that you've kept this important work non-partisan by forwarding it to unbiased critics.

In closing, we believe your actions are all in the finest tradition of the Walt Disney company.

XOXOXOXOXO

--tiki