We write letters....

[tikistitch]

Dearest Joe "Girls Gone Wild" Francis,

Golly, just like the LA Times reporter you assaulted, I must have a crush on you too! Because, while reading about you, I had this incredible urge to hit you in the face, too! Only, not with a fist, but maybe with a sledgehammer. A really big sledgehammer. Why don't you come to Casa de Tiki, and we'll make this fantasy come true?

XOXOXOXO

--tiki gone wiiiiiiild

Comments

[skarhapsody.livejournal.com]

I vote Olaf the Troll God's hammer.

[blukat.livejournal.com]

I must love him too because I have a fantasy involving his personal parts and my sword...ummmmm

[deadluckkingdom.livejournal.com]

I must love him as well. I want to tie him tp a chair smash his balls with a hammer then spend the next few hours making cuts in his skin and pouring salt in the wounds.

[avalonjones.livejournal.com]

I'll settle for just pouring merthiolate into his eyes...