We write letters....
Aug. 7th, 2006 02:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tikistitchDearest Joe "Girls Gone Wild" Francis,
Golly, just like the LA Times reporter you assaulted, I must have a crush on you too! Because, while reading about you, I had this incredible urge to hit you in the face, too! Only, not with a fist, but maybe with a sledgehammer. A really big sledgehammer. Why don't you come to Casa de Tiki, and we'll make this fantasy come true?
XOXOXOXO
--tiki gone wiiiiiiild
Golly, just like the LA Times reporter you assaulted, I must have a crush on you too! Because, while reading about you, I had this incredible urge to hit you in the face, too! Only, not with a fist, but maybe with a sledgehammer. A really big sledgehammer. Why don't you come to Casa de Tiki, and we'll make this fantasy come true?
XOXOXOXO
--tiki gone wiiiiiiild
