Mmmm, chock'lit

We're thinking this cookie tin came from Tokyo Dizzyland.

( Mmmmm, cookie! )

Seeing the Boss

So, just a coda on the drunken hillbilly who assaulted Mr. Tiki at the Springsteen concert this weekend. After he pushed and then kicked Mr. Tiki, we departed the front of the floor, loudly proclaiming our intention to return with security personnel. According to our spies, the drunken hillbilly, unaware that "Key Arena Security" is a phrase akin to "Military Intelligence" (ie, as oxymoronic as said hillbilly's children will inevitably be), in anticipation of a potential confrontation with another person who was not a bespectacled nerd girl a good head shorter than himself, the dude started to more or less pee his pants. And, after a minute or so, like Brave Sir Robin before him, he bravely ran away. His equally drunken wife and here spherical buddies proved their solidarity by loyally remaining exactly where they had been standing.

He did not return to the area for the duration of the concert. However, he continued to call his wife, on her cell phone, during the concert, to check if the coast was clear. (Yes, like all true devotees of the timeless oevre of Bruce "The Boss" Springsteen, they were taking cell phone calls in the middle of his concert) Our spy, upon overhearing the conversation, cheerfully offered to invite security personnel over if and when Hillbilly Dude showed his face again.

We're pretty much speechless at The Stupid. We mean, you're pissed at tiki, call her a bitch, flip her the finger, complain loudly that she's not as sexually attractive as your spherical wife - we've had worse. But, push and kick Mr. Tiki, so you can spend the remainder of the concert crouching on the floor in the mens room? *gah*

Action!Stitch - your input is needed!

So, here at Tikistitch Labs LLC, our intention is not just to waste time, our mission is to waste your time as well!!!!

Thus, we have just come into possession of numerous weird Japanese Action!Stitch toys. Your job, if you wish to accept it, is to tell us which toy needs to be subjected to our next highly scientific round of testing!

First we have....



Mouse Rider Stitchies! Mr. tiki thinks they're all riding on Pikachu monsters, but he's just silly, because why would you ride a Pokemon when you could climb on board a giant mouse with wheels on the bottom. Selling point: the TRY ME button coyly peeking out on the mouse's footie. Oh, Japan, you know how to bring out our Inner Alice!

And segundo.....



Mini Talking Stitchies!



According to the Hobby Link Japan web site (which is NEVER wrong), they say "Aloha!" And, they're kawaii.

So what will it be, loyal readers? YouTube fame awaits the winnah!

[Poll #1163628]

Twitter

For absolutely no reason other than we don't already waste too much time on the Intarnets...

http://twitter.com//tikistitch

Actions Have Consequences

So, tyloncorp posted this link, which got us pondering a dramatic new telenovela based on Mods vs. Rockers, which caused us to send the link to ellen, who then posited that there if was a Mexican version of the who, it would be something like Los Quienes! Which caused us to spit Gatorade.