Yahoo Japan tragedy!!!!

Scrump has fallen...and she can't get up!!!

Geeky? Us???

Today tiki is wearing a t shirt that says "May the Force be with you" in six languages.

Squatters

We loves us some Trader Joe's (and not, despite the rumors, just because they have the little tiki tiki man on their grocery bags). But! We are somewhat creeped out that each time we pop over at lunchtime to grab some choco chip granola really-they're-junk-but-you-feel-healthy bars, inevitably, the shelf we want to raid is blocked by someone squatting in front of it. And we are not talking about obscured by filled grocery carts or beset with a tangle of chatty yuppies--now that's annoying, but doesn't squick us.

Listen, TJ shoppers, despite the proximity of goat cheese, you have not just descended from Mongolia, you have likely piloted your Nissan SUV to a neighborhood specialty store in order to pick up some two buck chuck. The only reason for current residents of the United States of America to be squatting is if they are currently on a backpacking trip and the franks and beans from the campfire last night didn't agree with them. STFU (Stand the Fuck Up)!

We write letters...

Dear Yahoo Japan Auctions,

It seems we've known you for so long. We've been your constant companion, because we know we can rely on you. You suck out any stray dollars tiki may have lying around, and in return, provide amusement when our regression equations take more than an hour to converge.

You are not supposed to add to our agitation.



Not just one officialy licensed Disney's Lilo & Stitch toaster oven, but two?

When we really didn't even have room for the first one?

Dude. That's just wrong.

XOXOXOXO

--tiki