
Dear Forbes Magazine,
Thanks for the super-timely warning about
the dangers of the so-called "career girls." We never thought Donald Hollinger looked particularly happy, and now, finally, we know why! Imagine the humiliation of having ones fetchingly mod-attired fiancée frolicking freely about New York City in search of acting jobs when clearly she should have been scrubbing stubborn grease stains from his oven and fetching him more Cheese Doodles. At last we know, Anne Marie was in fact the first feminazi!
XOXOXOXO,
--tiki