tikistitch: (Default)
[personal profile] tikistitch


Dear Forbes Magazine,

Thanks for the super-timely warning about the dangers of the so-called "career girls." We never thought Donald Hollinger looked particularly happy, and now, finally, we know why! Imagine the humiliation of having ones fetchingly mod-attired fiancée frolicking freely about New York City in search of acting jobs when clearly she should have been scrubbing stubborn grease stains from his oven and fetching him more Cheese Doodles. At last we know, Anne Marie was in fact the first feminazi!

XOXOXOXO,

--tiki

Date: 2006-08-28 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] animejump.livejournal.com
Because, you know, I always go to a stuffy, institutional finance magazine for advice on my personal life.

Date: 2006-08-28 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tikistitch.livejournal.com
Next up from Michael Noer: "Agrarian Policy and the Beverly Hillbillies: How Farm Subsidies Ruined the See-Ment Pond."

Date: 2006-08-28 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loli-cat.livejournal.com
Interestingly That Girl debuted the same week as Star Trek. That explains a lot about the miniskirted female crew on the Enterprise, I guess...

Date: 2006-08-28 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blukat.livejournal.com
Based on all this, Ann Marie did the right thing, don't get married at all. Then you never have to worry about getting divorced.

My guess is this Noer guy has a personal ax to grind. Must get stood up alot, lol! Or had a girlfriend who left him for a coworker? Hum, wonder if he's on MySpace...

I hate it when some journalist takes a bunch of studies, picks little pieces out of them, strings them together with a couple $3 word in a sad attempt to prove a point, yet fails to give actual citations or really ever prove his "theory".

Date: 2006-08-28 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tikistitch.livejournal.com
My guess is this Noer guy has a personal ax to grind. Must get stood up alot, lol! Or had a girlfriend who left him for a coworker? Hum, wonder if he's on MySpace...

An astute observation! I myself was wondering if perhaps he finds career girls too resitant to the charms of a 40-year-old man still living in Mom's basement.

Date: 2006-08-29 06:26 pm (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (All this will be yours by Sepiamagpie)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
I like to think that Anne became a huge star, and Donald ended up being her Kept Gentleman.

Profile

tikistitch: (Default)
tikistitch

December 2020

S M T W T F S
  12345
6789 101112
13141516171819
20212223242526
2728293031  

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jan. 26th, 2026 09:19 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios