Horribleness

[tikistitch]

As you know, we here at Tikistitch International Holding Company constantly scour the world for the latest and greatest evidence of global Stitch fascination.

But, we can honestly state, this is the first time in our memory in which we have been tempted to purchase an item which we find absolutely horrific.

Regardez...



It's one of those Dizzney Adora Belle dolls. (We think somehow, the Osmond family is involved in this, but perhaps we are hallucinating.) And.... she's dressed as Stitch.

What to do, what to do. We could buy her out of a bizarre fascination, but then run the risk of ending up a bitter cat lady. We could refuse her, thus scoring points for continued tastefulness and decency in the world. But this counters our completist mindset. We could compromise, and wait 'til she inevitably goes on markdown.

Or....we could buy her and then have her customized as a Ganguru. It would only take 8" platforms and some bronzing. Hmmmm...

Comments

[hooverdam.livejournal.com]

Purchase, keep costume, discard doll.

[twotone]

I think the more important question is,

CAN THE COSTUME BE USED FOR PULLIP OR BJDs.

[twotone]

And yes, I do believe Disney's American Girl-esque dolls are sculpted by/associated with Marie Osmond's doll company.

[sarahpolk.livejournal.com]

Yup. And the ones that are personally designed by Marie have a little mole on their face. It's her little trademark.

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Don't you see the horrific implications of this?

I do not know the scale of Adora Belle dolls.

I do not WANT to know about the scale of Adora Belle dolls!

I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ADORA BELLE dolls!

But yet, now, I wonder.

Aiiiii!!!!!

[twotone]

I am under the vague impression that they are about 18" tall, scaled to--

... hrm.

I've been really happy with Judy's Bunny-ear Hoodies.
http://www.bittenbefore.com/

I wonder if she could custom-make Stitch Hoodies by modifying the pullover hoodie and sewing a tummy-patch on the front and perhaps claws on the sleeves?

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

...in blue? Hmmmm!!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Oh, God, no! Her dolls are even worse than her bears!

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

She has BEARS? Have these toothy Mormons NO SHAME??

[avalonjones.livejournal.com]

This doll makes me wonder if there are, in fact, kindly deities in the universe. If there were, you wouldn't think things like this would exist. To me, this doesn't look much like Stitch. No teeth, you see!

As to your question, "Does Marie Osmond have no shame?", I have 4 words for you: Beauty Bug Ball dolls. I yield the floor.

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

As to your question, "Does Marie Osmond have no shame?", I have 4 words for you: Beauty Bug Ball dolls. I yield the floor.

Will this horror never cease!?!?

[deadluckkingdom.livejournal.com]

*snort*

MANBA!