Horribleness
Sep. 9th, 2005 01:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tikistitchAs you know, we here at Tikistitch International Holding Company constantly scour the world for the latest and greatest evidence of global Stitch fascination.
But, we can honestly state, this is the first time in our memory in which we have been tempted to purchase an item which we find absolutely horrific.
Regardez...
It's one of those Dizzney Adora Belle dolls. (We think somehow, the Osmond family is involved in this, but perhaps we are hallucinating.) And.... she's dressed as Stitch.
What to do, what to do. We could buy her out of a bizarre fascination, but then run the risk of ending up a bitter cat lady. We could refuse her, thus scoring points for continued tastefulness and decency in the world. But this counters our completist mindset. We could compromise, and wait 'til she inevitably goes on markdown.
Or....we could buy her and then have her customized as a Ganguru. It would only take 8" platforms and some bronzing. Hmmmm...
But, we can honestly state, this is the first time in our memory in which we have been tempted to purchase an item which we find absolutely horrific.
Regardez...
It's one of those Dizzney Adora Belle dolls. (We think somehow, the Osmond family is involved in this, but perhaps we are hallucinating.) And.... she's dressed as Stitch.
What to do, what to do. We could buy her out of a bizarre fascination, but then run the risk of ending up a bitter cat lady. We could refuse her, thus scoring points for continued tastefulness and decency in the world. But this counters our completist mindset. We could compromise, and wait 'til she inevitably goes on markdown.
Or....we could buy her and then have her customized as a Ganguru. It would only take 8" platforms and some bronzing. Hmmmm...
