What we do for love

[tikistitch]

A Newsstand Drama

Tikistitch: [Slinking up to counter] Uh.... Do you stock Playboy?

Nice Newstand Lady: Sorry, no.

TS: It's for the articles. They quote my husband. Really. Swear to god.

NNL: [Cheerfully] But we have many other erotic magazines!!

TS: Oh, nevermind.

EDIT: Procured said sleazy magazine at local sleazy bankrupt record store. Quoth Mr. Tikistitch: "I just hope that you're never quoted in a Stitch article in Playgirl and I'm put in the position of having to return the favor!" Hmmmmm....

Comments

[stitch-vicious.livejournal.com]

Oh my God! I have to give you credit for having the courage to even ask for a Playboy---I'd have felt freaked out since I wasn't asking for Playgirl or some other type of ladies'...mature periodical.

You might want to try Seven eleven, though you'll have to ask a clerk again. An adult "video" shop might carry them on regular racks so you can go in and look for that particular issue without having to ask someone for help. Or some bookstores might have them stocked on the upper part on the regular shelves.

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Got it! Tower Records gets our award for Easy Sleazy. The kid at the counter didn't believe me about reading the articles either. But he liked the nekkie Jedi chick.

[stitch-vicious.livejournal.com]

"The kid at the counter didn't believe me about reading the articles either."

They never do. But it's not like you're going to see that clerk again. Unless you do a lot of shopping at Tower.

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Actually, I go by there almost every week!!! From now on it'll be, "Hey, there goes that sleazy lady!!"