What we do for love

[tikistitch]

A Newsstand Drama

Tikistitch: [Slinking up to counter] Uh.... Do you stock Playboy?

Nice Newstand Lady: Sorry, no.

TS: It's for the articles. They quote my husband. Really. Swear to god.

NNL: [Cheerfully] But we have many other erotic magazines!!

TS: Oh, nevermind.

EDIT: Procured said sleazy magazine at local sleazy bankrupt record store. Quoth Mr. Tikistitch: "I just hope that you're never quoted in a Stitch article in Playgirl and I'm put in the position of having to return the favor!" Hmmmmm....