Best. Meme. EVAR.

[tikistitch]

From dollykat....

ZOMBIE ATTACK!!
You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

1. A BAGPIPE! 'Cause, nothin' scares zombies like the beautiful, beautiful music of tiki's proud Scots-Irish heritage. (That, or it'll make their brains go splodey.)

2. What's So Funny 'Bout Peace Love and Understanding? The Elvis Costello version. Of course. That'll teach 'em to mess with tiki.

3. Ann Coulter. 'Cause, if the bagpipes don't work, she'll certainly scare the rest of 'em off. Or if not, we can throw her to the zombies and not feel too terribly bad, or actually, we'd feel kinda good in fact.

Comments

[avalonjones.livejournal.com]

I submit that throwing Ann Coulter to the zombies would be zombie abuse. :D (I would still encourage you to do it anyway.)

[twotone]

Would you really trust Ann Coulter to NOT betray you to the zombies, though?

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

I thought the music of Slim Whitman would make their heads 'splode. Or was that Martians?

Ann Coulter would welcome are new zombie overlords. And she would scare the pee - or, rather embalming fluid - out of them.

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Slim Whitman just might do it. Excellent idea! When the zombies come, you can be on my team.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Yay!