Finally the Nigerian Spammers Are Taking Acid

[tikistitch]

From: unitednationorgs@nifmail.jp
Subject: FROM UNITED NATION ORG
Date: April 21, 2008 7:50:06 AM PDT
To: unitednationorgs@nifmail.jp

FROM UNITED NATION ORG

ATTN,

THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT IT HAS COME TO THE NOTICE OF THE UNITED NATION ORGANIZATION OVER YOUR FUND WHICH HAS NOT YET ARRIVED TO YOUR CARE IN YOUR COUNTRY, THE UNITED NATION INCONJUCTION WITH THE F.B.I IN NEW YORK HAVE SET UP SPIES AND WISH TO HAVE ALL THE NECESSARY CONTACT INFORMATION OF THE SAID AGENCIES, BANKS / INDIVIDUALS INVOLVE OVER THE DELAY AND STOP ORDER OF YOUR FUND FOR IMMEDIATE INVESTIGATIONS.

They've set up....spies?

SEQUEL TO THE ABOVE EXPLANATION, THE UNITED NATION ORG HAS PACKAGED YOUR TOTAL SUM OF $3.5M (THREE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS) FUND IN A TRUNK BOX FOR DELIVERY TO YOUR HOUSE THROUGH OUR UNITED NATION DIPLOMATIC AGENT MR JOHN BROWN WHO IS PRESENTLY IN NEW YORK NOW AND WILL ARRIVE TO YOUR HOUSE TO DELIVER YOUR CASH PAYMENT TRUNK BOX TO YOUR CARE IN YOUR COUNTRY, WE ADVICE YOU TO FORWARD YOUR CURRENT CONTACT HOUSE ADDRESS AND TELEPHONE NUMBER TO OUR DIPLOMATIC AGENT TO ENABLE HIM LOCATE YOU AND ARRIVED TO YOUR HOUSE FOR THE DELIVERY OF YOUR CASH TRUNK BOX TO YOUR DOOR STEP.

So, if you see these guys...



...with a "trunk box," they're headed to Casa de Tiki, ok?

Comments

[loli-cat.livejournal.com]

Well, if it's going to THAT address, all the money is gonna have Stitch's face on it so that's why she prolly bought it...

[mythosidhe.livejournal.com]

*Icon Love* <3

[loli-cat.livejournal.com]

LOL, yours is good too!!

[mythosidhe.livejournal.com]

Oh goodness, my vision has finally cleared enough for me to type *wipes tears* That is true comedy. Why doesn't anyone send me cheerful scam spam like that?

[(Anonymous)]

Have you called yet? I would so call!
~Alyssa

[pirkaslimegirl.livejournal.com]

"Trunk Box" *giggle* I love spam like this, it's just so silly and nonsensical...