Mitter the Quitter

[tikistitch]

And in this time of war, I simply cannot let my campaign, be a part of aiding a surrender to terror.

--Mitt Romney

And a grateful nation heeds important national security advice from the guy who wears magic underpants.

Comments

[avalonjones.livejournal.com]

I'm just glad there's no further chance of electing a man whose front name can easily be turned into "Mittens." Now if we can only get Huckabee to quit...

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

I want it to all end up as the world's best reality show where they finally realize that NOBODY in the world understands superdelegates, and Hillary and Obama have to both move into the White House, and the Clintons & Obamas must learn to live together (like the Brady Bunch). There will be Important Lessons! Co-starring John McCain as their cranky but loveable Uncle Buzz who's always going on about The War, and Huckabee could be a wacky but slick salesman neighbor like Mr. Haney on Green Acres.

[avalonjones.livejournal.com]

But will there be a school bus with wacky multicolored squares painted on it? And they have to have a band, too! Hey, Bill can play the sax!

(Man, why aren't YOU running for prezdent? I'd vote for you!)

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

But will there be a school bus with wacky multicolored squares painted on it?

Of course there will be a bus! And after they are through playing a gig, Chelsea and the Obama girls and their pet Great Dane Scrubby-Lou will solve mysteries!!!

(Man, why aren't YOU running for prezdent? I'd vote for you!)

I am already president of my own happy, happy land, thanks!! :-)

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

The only other person I knew named Mitt had the double excuses of being (a) a 14-year-old girl and (b) had the real name of Dalene.