Paleontology, cool!

[tikistitch]

The career meme:

1. Go to http://www.careercruising.com/.
2. Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top ten results

1. Environmental Consultant
2. Oceanographer
3. Electrical Engineering Tech
4. Electronics Engineering Tech
5. Paleontologist
6. Hydrologist / Hydrogeologist
7. Biomedical Engineer
8. Agricultural Engineer
9. Computer Engineer
10. Agronomist

What's with all the flippin' engineers? We already married a engineer, are friends with a engineer, and were sired by a engineer. And aren't an electrical engineering tech and an electronics engineering tech basically the same thing?

Also, we don't know what the heck an agronomist is, we think they made that one up.***

Best of the rest:

13. Elevator Installer and Repairer
21. Pet Groomer
22. Criminologist
37. Race Car Mechanic

How about we combine the last two and be a Race Car mechanic who also solves crimes? Kinda like Speed Racer only our voice would sometimes match our lips.


***Hello! Joke! Tell me what it is = get banned from Tikistitch FOR EVAR.

Comments

[moonlightnrain.livejournal.com]

I think I'd rather see Criminologist/Pet Groomer. He washes Fluffy by day and fights crimes at night... with the help of his telepathic cat, Simon! (Sadly, the cat can't speak English, so he can only project "Mrrrrrrow?" which is altogether unhelpful).

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Is Simon an agronomist?

[moonlightnrain.livejournal.com]

No. That's totally a made up profession. ;)

[wintersweet.livejournal.com]

An agronomist is an economist who goes all aggro whenever his/her pet theories are publicly debunked.

Am I b4nz0r4ted???

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

I should TOTALLY ban you, but I'm suck a sucker for good snark. :-)

[wintersweet.livejournal.com]

Heeheehee.

[avalonjones.livejournal.com]

1. Desktop Publisher
2. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator
3. Animator
4. Writer
5. Artist
6. Graphic Designer
7. Medical Illustrator
8. Critic
9. Translator
10. Market Research Analyst

This is kind of encouraging; I already do 4 of the top 5. The 10th one puzzles me, though. And here I thought all of the choices were gonna be "Slacker"...!

[spazzygirl19.livejournal.com]

Re: yours

Did you know I once wanted to be an Oceanographer? Then I discovered you had to do well in Biology. Not gonna happen as I nearly passed out cutting up Mr. Froggy. And ... I get seasick.

Mine:

1. Professor
2. Foreign Language Instructor
3. ESL Teacher
4. Sport Psychology Consultant
5. Psychologist
6. Librarian
7. Desktop Publisher
8. Computer Trainer
9. Fashion Designer
10. Animator

11.Dental Assistant
12.Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator
13.High School Teacher
17.Communications Specialist
18.Artist
19.Graphic Designer
20.Picture Framer
21.Furniture Finisher

#6 is quite interesting. Wonder what CAB would think?
#11 ?!?!? See half of Oceanographer comment
#12 Eh ... Mark Tatulli does a much better job with Lio
#13 - I only like little kids, not semi-adult brats
#17 - as what? Lt. Uhuru?