There oughta be a law
Aug. 29th, 2007 01:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tikistitchSeventy-seven degrees out there.
(We mean 77 degrees of "we don't need no steenkin' metric system 'cause we rule the world anyway yay" Fahrenheit.)
AND, not a raindrop-containing cloud in the sky.
Not even a foofy white cloud, in fact.
On days like today, by all that is holy, we should be out on the deck, wielding an iced tea (or perhaps an ice-cold beer, either imported or micro, but definitely not Coors), and not here, watching our PC install SAS version 9.1.3 Service Pack 4.
In fact, when we're elected President tiki, we will enact a law stating that days like today must be spent out on the deck.
And if you don't have a deck, well, this is the USA goddammit, we'll build you one.
Furthermore, you know those guys who call you when you're trying to eat dinner and want to know if you're happy with you're long distance service? That's the guys we'll have building decks. 'Cause, obviously, they're in need of gainful employment. Including the supervisors. And especially including the guy who owns the company, who will be in charge of the port-a-potty.
Oh, and those guys in the truck who yelled at us yesterday when we were walking to the grocery store? Them too. They were annoying and stupid and driving a Dodge truck.
Ah, spit, computer wants to restart again. OK, OK....
(We mean 77 degrees of "we don't need no steenkin' metric system 'cause we rule the world anyway yay" Fahrenheit.)
AND, not a raindrop-containing cloud in the sky.
Not even a foofy white cloud, in fact.
On days like today, by all that is holy, we should be out on the deck, wielding an iced tea (or perhaps an ice-cold beer, either imported or micro, but definitely not Coors), and not here, watching our PC install SAS version 9.1.3 Service Pack 4.
In fact, when we're elected President tiki, we will enact a law stating that days like today must be spent out on the deck.
And if you don't have a deck, well, this is the USA goddammit, we'll build you one.
Furthermore, you know those guys who call you when you're trying to eat dinner and want to know if you're happy with you're long distance service? That's the guys we'll have building decks. 'Cause, obviously, they're in need of gainful employment. Including the supervisors. And especially including the guy who owns the company, who will be in charge of the port-a-potty.
Oh, and those guys in the truck who yelled at us yesterday when we were walking to the grocery store? Them too. They were annoying and stupid and driving a Dodge truck.
Ah, spit, computer wants to restart again. OK, OK....
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Date: 2007-08-30 04:33 am (UTC)It's totally relevant, I swear!