We write letters....

[tikistitch]

Dear David Milch,

I have just finished watching the season finale of your new show on HBO, John From Cincinnati. I would like 47 hours of my life back please. I would like to request not only the hours of my life wasted actually watching your show, but I would also like back the hours Mr. Tiki and I spent discussing how the show made no sense, the time we spent watching promos, and any minutes we may have spent programming the TiVo to tape John from Cincinnati. I would in addition request back any time spent watching Deadwood, since now remembering the goodness of that show only serves to make us sad. Also, you need to apologize for the mess in Iraq. JfC was actually so bad and pointless, we can't believe it didn't have some contribution to make to that situation.

We would also like some money back for our flatscreen TV. We didn't actually throw it through the window, since that would have made us miss Flight of the Conchords, but we thought about it a lot, and need the money for pain and suffering.

XOXOXOXO

--tiki

Comments

[homestar.livejournal.com]

If you do somehow manage to get a time refund from JFC, do you think you can try and get some of my life back, too? My mother made me sit through it from day one. I guess she was mad at me or something :[

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, child abuse!!! :-)

We intentionally watched, 'cause we kinda liked Deadwood, and were laboring under the misapprehension that at some point JfC would start to be notSuck.