Scheming

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We told Wombat Mark that Russia is a lot like Australia. 'Cause Australia is famous for stuffs like the Really Big Pineapple (which we understand sadly fell over) and the Big Barramundi and such like. In Moscow, it's the way big cannon, and also the way big bell, which was evidently too fucking big to ever ring. We told Mark, "It's the big bell that was so fat and stupid that it couldn't ring." He decided this is a splendid idea for a children's book which will be extremely popular in Australia, so if you see "The Big Bell That Was So Fat and Stupid That It Couldn't Ring," by Dr. Pamela Green, it's actually by Mark, but it was totally our idea.