World's best sign

[tikistitch]

OK, tiki is not the most observant traveler, so when our companions told us this was in the middle of something called "Peter Paul and Mary Park" in St. Petersburg, we just had to shrug and go along.

We were goggling at all the things one mustn't do in said park.





OK, it's pretty clear you don't want fat Elvis hanging around drinking beer, but what about some of the others?



No walking your rocking horse? Is the guy in the upper left leading an insurrection?? And we'd agree most guys do not look attractive in Speedos.

Comments

Meaning of the signs

[(Anonymous)]

The sings mean:

No meetings or demonstrations
No selling unless given special permission from authorities
No dogs or other animals
No walking on roofs
No playing on musical instruments
No wearing bathing suits
No skiing or using sleds
No leaving trash
No fire
No drinking
No bicycling
No ruining the green plants

Re: Meaning of the signs

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

I'm going to keep this comment screened--giving away the answers is no fun.

[bgsu98.livejournal.com]

Were you able to visit the Saints Peter and Paul Cathedral as well? What about the bronze sculpture of Peter the Great on horseback?

[biscuitbear.livejournal.com]

OK here's my guess from left to right and top to bottom :
- don't give speeches
- don't sell things
- no dogs
- don't climb on buildings
- don't play music
- don't walk around in a swimsuit
- don't ski
- don't throw garbage outside the bins
- don't make fire
- don't drink alcohol
- no bikes
- don't take wood

I agree it's a funny sign!

[twotone]

Oh geez, this so needs to go in Flickr's Stick Figures in Peril section.

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Ha! I'll have to send it along.

[deadluckkingdom.livejournal.com]

no suicides?