Joe Cool

[tikistitch]

What with the black vinyl siding and piercings and skull & crossbones, this Stitchie is pretty badass.





Plus, he's wearing a dog collar!

Which, probably loses kewlness points when you consider Stitch spends his life masquerading as ..... a dog.

Which reminds us. tiki still lived at home when we attended college (pathetic, no?), and at one point, when we were still underage, we aquired a punky friend named Wendy. Wendy and tiki's mom took an almost instant dislike to one another. (Which, to be fair, was probably much of the attraction of Wendy.)

One night, we arranged to go out clubbing with Wendy. Wendy being a good Alpha Female, and as union rules for the breed dictate, also dragged along, as her token male escort, her chemistry lab partner, a nice if somewhat underwhelming fellow. When Wendy arrived at tiki's house that night, she dispatched Chem Lab Boy to knock on our door. He was wearing a dog collar. To us, he looked about like your chem lab partner. Only wearing a dog collar. In other words, ineffibly sad, in a way we wouldn't be able to articulate for some years hence.

tiki's mom, however, went through an Oscar-worthy simulation of cardiac arrest. Which, we believe, greatly enriched Wendy's life.

Comments

[wintersweet.livejournal.com]

...*snicker*

[keeper1st.livejournal.com]

heh! Your mom should meet some of my old friends from Santa Cruz...