All better now!

[tikistitch]

Gee, what a relief:

Haggard Pronounced ‘Completely Heterosexual’

DENVER (AP) -- One of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard said the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is ''completely heterosexual.''

Haggard also said his sexual contact with men was limited to the former male prostitute who came forward with sexual allegations, the Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur told The Denver Post for a story in Tuesday's edition.

''He is completely heterosexual,'' Ralph said. ''That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing.''

'Cause, ya know, that's what happens all the time when completely straight heterosexual type he-men are "acting out"--they get stoned off their ass on meth and have sex with a male prostitute.

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[typicalfemale.livejournal.com]

Phew, this means that I can feel MUCH better about the meth addict I just picked up at a gay bar. LOL.

[blukat.livejournal.com]

and I thought the river in Egypt was wide when I saw it...