Xmas reruns
Dec. 25th, 2006 10:31 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tikistitchWe're up making stuffing for Boneboy's Very Tiki Xmas, so we'll just repost this one....
'Twas the night before Stitchmas
At Casa de Tiki.
Only tiki was stirring,
Whacking bunnies on Wii.
The stockings were hung
Pretty much willy nilly
In hopes of Kona coffee
And other gifts silly.
When out on the lawn there arose quite a clatter
I put Rayman on pause to see what was the matter....
"Tiiiiiiiikiiiiiiiii!!!"
What are you doing, Reindeer Stitchies? You're supposed to be prancing and pawing and stuff on the roof!
"Are you crazy? It's raining out there!"
But we're doing The Night Before Christmas parody. You're supposed to be flying Santa up to the roof.
"He's on his way. He took a Town Car. Besides, our butts are cold."
And besides, my casting call was for reindeer Stitchies--what about that guy on the left? Is he even supposed to be a reindeer?
"SHHHHHH!!! That's Harvey. He's kind of sensitive about his skin condition."
"Anyways, Santa Stitch is IN THE BUILDING!!!"
OK....
He was dressed all in fur,
from his head to his toe...
Plus, his cape lights up!
He looked just like a peddler, opening his pack...
"Un moment!!"
*sigh* What is it now, EuroStitchie? We're kind of busy here.
"Je object to zee commercialization of zee Stitchmas 'oliday, as signified by zee representation of Stitchie Claus as zee 'peddler.'"
"Obviously thees ees an attempt by zee patriarchy to subvert and objectify..... Eh?"
"..."
"As I said, thees ees a a splendid 'oliday!!!
Merry Stitchmas, from Elvis Santa Stitch, various and sundry Reindeer Stitchies, EuroStitch, ScrumpDeer, the Stitch umbrella, Darth Maul, and tiki and Mr. Tikistitch.
'Twas the night before Stitchmas
At Casa de Tiki.
Only tiki was stirring,
Whacking bunnies on Wii.
The stockings were hung
Pretty much willy nilly
In hopes of Kona coffee
And other gifts silly.
When out on the lawn there arose quite a clatter
I put Rayman on pause to see what was the matter....
"Tiiiiiiiikiiiiiiiii!!!"
What are you doing, Reindeer Stitchies? You're supposed to be prancing and pawing and stuff on the roof!
"Are you crazy? It's raining out there!"
But we're doing The Night Before Christmas parody. You're supposed to be flying Santa up to the roof.
"He's on his way. He took a Town Car. Besides, our butts are cold."
And besides, my casting call was for reindeer Stitchies--what about that guy on the left? Is he even supposed to be a reindeer?
"SHHHHHH!!! That's Harvey. He's kind of sensitive about his skin condition."
"Anyways, Santa Stitch is IN THE BUILDING!!!"
OK....
He was dressed all in fur,
from his head to his toe...
Plus, his cape lights up!
He looked just like a peddler, opening his pack...
"Un moment!!"
*sigh* What is it now, EuroStitchie? We're kind of busy here.
"Je object to zee commercialization of zee Stitchmas 'oliday, as signified by zee representation of Stitchie Claus as zee 'peddler.'"
"Obviously thees ees an attempt by zee patriarchy to subvert and objectify..... Eh?"
"..."
"As I said, thees ees a a splendid 'oliday!!!
Merry Stitchmas, from Elvis Santa Stitch, various and sundry Reindeer Stitchies, EuroStitch, ScrumpDeer, the Stitch umbrella, Darth Maul, and tiki and Mr. Tikistitch.
