We write letters....
Dec. 13th, 2006 08:52 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tikistitchDear Qwest,
We noted with interest your newest television commercial, filmed in what's surely high cost high def, and featuring brave helicoptor guys risking all to repair a downed transmitter atop a snowy mountain. Plus the catchy slogan, "The Spirit of Service."
My Qwest DSL has been down since Monday. Can you please sent the hunky helicoptor guys? My house should be a bit easier to find than a snowy mountaintop, as I live in the middle of a large city.
A few weeks ago, I was offered a free cup of coffee at my fave espresso joint in return for answering a Qwest customer service survey. I'm sorry to say, I awarded you mostly 1's, although I may have given you a 7 in the "smug and condescending" category. I'm sure I wasn't an outlier, as I've yet to meet a single human being with a decent thing to say regarding dealing with your company.
Having, I assume, tabulated the results of your survey, it appears your reaction to your disastrous policy is to launch an expensive PR campaign and concoct a new slogan. Hey, sure, it always works for the Bush White House, right?
How about this? Casa de Tiki rips out it land lines and goes to cellular/cable modem. How's your monopoly now, twits?
XOXOXOXO
--tiki
We noted with interest your newest television commercial, filmed in what's surely high cost high def, and featuring brave helicoptor guys risking all to repair a downed transmitter atop a snowy mountain. Plus the catchy slogan, "The Spirit of Service."
My Qwest DSL has been down since Monday. Can you please sent the hunky helicoptor guys? My house should be a bit easier to find than a snowy mountaintop, as I live in the middle of a large city.
A few weeks ago, I was offered a free cup of coffee at my fave espresso joint in return for answering a Qwest customer service survey. I'm sorry to say, I awarded you mostly 1's, although I may have given you a 7 in the "smug and condescending" category. I'm sure I wasn't an outlier, as I've yet to meet a single human being with a decent thing to say regarding dealing with your company.
Having, I assume, tabulated the results of your survey, it appears your reaction to your disastrous policy is to launch an expensive PR campaign and concoct a new slogan. Hey, sure, it always works for the Bush White House, right?
How about this? Casa de Tiki rips out it land lines and goes to cellular/cable modem. How's your monopoly now, twits?
XOXOXOXO
--tiki
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Date: 2006-12-13 09:35 pm (UTC)I think that says it all. :D
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Date: 2006-12-13 11:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-14 05:34 pm (UTC)