'Twas the Night Before Stitchmas

[tikistitch]

'Twas the night before Stitchmas
At Casa de Tiki.
Only tiki was stirring,
Whacking bunnies on Wii.





The stockings were hung
Pretty much willy nilly
In hopes of Kona coffee
And other gifts silly.



When out on the lawn there arose quite a clatter
I put Rayman on pause to see what was the matter....



"Tiiiiiiiikiiiiiiiii!!!"



What are you doing, Reindeer Stitchies? You're supposed to be prancing and pawing and stuff on the roof!

"Are you crazy? It's raining out there!"



But we're doing The Night Before Christmas parody. You're supposed to be flying Santa up to the roof.

"He's on his way. He took a Town Car. Besides, our butts are cold."

And besides, my casting call was for reindeer Stitchies--what about that guy on the left? Is he even supposed to be a reindeer?



"SHHHHHH!!! That's Harvey. He's kind of sensitive about his skin condition."

"Anyways, Santa Stitch is IN THE BUILDING!!!"

OK....



He was dressed all in fur,
from his head to his toe...



Plus, his cape lights up!

He looked just like a peddler, opening his pack...



"Un moment!!"

*sigh* What is it now, EuroStitchie? We're kind of busy here.



"Je object to zee commercialization of zee Stitchmas 'oliday, as signified by zee representation of Stitchie Claus as zee 'peddler.'"



"Obviously thees ees an attempt by zee patriarchy to subvert and objectify..... Eh?"



"..."



"As I said, thees ees a a splendid 'oliday!!!



Merry Stitchmas, from Elvis Santa Stitch, various and sundry Reindeer Stitchies, EuroStitch, ScrumpDeer, the Stitch umbrella, Darth Maul, and tiki and Mr. Tikistitch.

Comments

[spazzygirl19.livejournal.com]

Merry Stitchmas to you too Tiki!!! You 'made' my day!!

BTW ... it smells of many, many, many Xmas cookies at
Spazzygirl19's maison. Perhaps Eurostitch would like one
to go with his Gauloise?

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

EuroStitch doesn't care for biscuits ("Too bourgeoise!") but the Reindeer Stitchies are ALWAYS hungry for sweets!

[spazzygirl19.livejournal.com]

Pourquoi? Why would 'biscuits' (esp. oatmeal raisin) be too bourgeoise?!?

[pumabaerchen.livejournal.com]

Merry Stitchmas to you too :D
I hope you get lots of new Stitch items for christmas ^-^

[keeper1st.livejournal.com]

...and Angel. Don't forget Angel.

Funny stuff! I experienced laughification.

[sassygirl.livejournal.com]

I ADORE the way your Stitchies talk! Brilliant picspam that made me giggle! I missed out on the Reindeer Stitch last Christmas, I wonder if they've brought him out again this year?

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

I don't know about EuroReindeer, but Mr. Tikistitch is even now on a Sooper Sekrit mission to the EuroDizzney store to check for me!!!

[sassygirl.livejournal.com]

oooh, talkking of checking out the Disney shops, I noticed this mug when I was looking online earlier, thought you'd be interested

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha! Yeah, I had a couple items from the Euro mail order store shipped to a friend in France--I think that was one of them. (He's the guy who made us haul the humongous Predator bust to the airport for him, so it's payback time!!)

Somebody told me you have a pretty cute new Santy Stitch at your stores this season. I haven't seen pictures so I'm not sure if it's different from last year's though.

[sassygirl.livejournal.com]

there's a Santa Stitch here and there's also something entitled "Stitch Christmas Jumper" soft toy, so that one sounds intriguing! No pic of it up yet!

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

A "jumper," huh? And it's not a sweater? ^_^ I love ridiculous action features, so I hope it's something that hops.

[sassygirl.livejournal.com]

oh jumper does mean sweater, sorry to say! I'm envisioning him in a cute knitted sweater with a dodgy seasonal pattern on, much like something grandmas would knit for their children, hee.