Le PSA: Sportsmanship, c'est si bon!
Jul. 15th, 2006 09:09 am
"Bonjour! It ees your bon ami, EuroStitch. I am here today, in the wake of zee World Cup, to talk about zee tres important topic of sportsmanship!"

"I have brought mon fils, PetitEuroStitch, and Stitchellini, from zee Italian futbol team."

*BONK*

"Quoi? PetitEuroStitch! Why would you 'ead-butt your Italian paisan, Stitchellini? Eet ees not, 'ow you say, sportsmanlike!"

"'E says EuroStitch smokes zee smelly cigarettes? Mai, oui, zat is too true!"

"'E says EuroStitch swills much wine and cheese? Yes, eet is too true. Ooo-la-la, le fromage francais!"

"Quoi? Ee says postmodernist thought has supplanted Existentialism as the primary intellectual movement of the 21st century?"

"...."

*bonk*

"Come, PetitEuroStitch. Zee cafes will be opening now, n'est-ce pas?"
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Date: 2006-07-15 04:27 pm (UTC)and I daresay, my favorite parody of the headbutt incident!
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Date: 2006-07-15 05:43 pm (UTC)P.S. Postmodernism pwnz.