EuroStitch
Jun. 23rd, 2006 08:52 am
"Bonjour. I am EuroStitch. And I am so much cooler than you. Ouay, c'est vrai. Tiki has asked me to show you some, how you say, collectibles that just arrived chez Tiki all zee way from Europe."

"We start with zee fashionable purse from Italia. Tres chic, n'est-ce pas? Eet looks just like my handsome face. Eet is un cadeau from Tiki's sharp-eyed chums, Dooncan et Anne. Merci, mes amis!!"

"And, also from D&A's vacances en Italie, Staccattacca e colora!"

"Quoi? What ees 'staccattacca?' Eet is stickers, you see? Tch. You Americans really should learn another language."

"And here we have.....mon dieu!!! Is this supposed to be EuroStitch?"

"What? Is from London? Sacre bleu. L'anglais, worse than les americains. Tiki, where did you hide EuroStitch's cigarettes???"
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