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Date: Mon, 20 Feb 2006 11:47:27 -0500
From: Timmy Coffie <qsajzxzvg@inphomatch.com.br>
To: Sherman <xxxx@xxxx.com>
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If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Comments

[armaeter.livejournal.com]

Lol. Purple? *tries to be all logical and stuff*

[penelopecat.livejournal.com]

I'll have to go with that. I think purple, too. :)

[rabidleroy.livejournal.com]

They say if people choke they turn blue... but Smurfs are already blue!

In the logical sense, let's say purple.

Still, I can't help laughing!