Tiki's first stick shift lesson

[tikistitch]

Clutch-brake.

Release brake-gas-release clutch-stall.

Clutch-brake.

Release clutch-gas-oops!-stall.

Clutch-brake.

Clutch-gas-stall.

Clutch-brake-gas-stall.

"GAS!" sez Mr. Tiki.

Clutch-gas-clutch-gas-JERK-1st gear.

Clutch-brake.

Gas-clutch-stall.

To policeman, who just drove up beside: "I'm learning to drive stick!" Policeman laughs, and drives on.

Gas-release clutch-1st-VROOM.

Clutch-brake.

Clutch-gas-release clutch-rolling backwards-STALL.

Clutch-brake.

"GAS!" sez Mr. Tiki.

Gas-release clutch-1st.

Clutch-brake.

"Let's turn on the radio!" sez Mr. Tiki.

"Flash! Fla-ash!" sez Queen.

Gas-release clutch-1st.

"He'll save every one of us!" sez Queen.

"What's that car doing driving in circles?" sez Mr. Tiki.

Release brake-gas-release clutch-1st.

"Um, leaning to drive, like me?" sez us.

"Flash! FLA-ASH!" sez Freddy Mercury.

Gas-clutch-gas-clutch-oops!-stall.

"Hmpf! They're just learning to drive an automatic," sez Mr. Tiki.

Gas-clutch-1st-clutch-neutral-OOPS!-clutch brake.

"Try that again," sez Mr. Tiki.

Gas-clutch-STALL.

Gas-clutch-1st-clutch-2nd-clutch-brake.

"Yay!" sez Mr. Tiki.

"When do I get to drive the Por-she?" sez us?

"Ummmmmm....." sez Mr. Tiki.

Comments

[seanyoda.livejournal.com]

If you thought that was fun, just wait until you get to driving on hills. ;) Eventually, you will get the hang of it.

[buttercup87.livejournal.com]

Yay for Tikistitch! I can't do it. I only learned to drive an automatic two years ago. But good for you, all the same! ^_^

[meekorouse.livejournal.com]

your stitch icon is sooooo cute, I can't help it!! *sniffle* cute stitchie santa plushie..

[sharpefan.livejournal.com]

Flash! A-AHH! King of the impossible!

Good luck on learning to drive stick. I always wanted a VW Bus but then dreaded the thought of learning how to drive it XD

[stitchdj86.livejournal.com]

sounds fun!!

and....eerily close to what im sure itll be like when *I* learn to drive a manual.