Santy Stitch came early this year

[tikistitch]

It's true. We've been super extra naughty this year at Casa de Tikistitch, so Santy Stitch already came & left us a gift!!!





Woo-hoo, he brang us a Por-she!



Seeeeee?

C'mon, let's take it for a spin!



Hmmm, those pedals look kinda far away....



Cup holders!!!! So Tiki won't spill her mocha.



And lookee, this switchie turns on the bun warmer for Tiki's seat, just in case silly Mr. Tikistitch wants to open the top in the middle of winter.



And, it's got two trunks!!!! One in front, and one in back. So we can carry a million bajillion Stitchies home from the post office yay!! Yeppers, 'cause we now intend to use this specimen of state-of-the-art German engineering to go on toy runs to WalMart, wheeeee!!!

Comments

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Probably more of a "dicky childhood tummy" thing.

You've...you'ved looked to make sure there actually is an engine, right?

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Something is in there going "VROOOM." But, all I've actually seen is just a cap for a coolant bottle that sticks into one of the trunks. Could be all computer generated?!?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Could be. Can you make right-angled turns just before you collide with a wall, like in Tron?

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Mr. Tiki hasn't tried that one yet. I know driving is a lot like Star Tours, where when you accelerate you're thrown back a bit, but then the speedometer will say something like "76" but doesn't seem like you're moving at all.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. I had to give Star Tours a miss after Body Wars and Back to the Future both had me begging for death. But the gift shop yielded up one of the few personalized "ANN" lanyard tags* in the whole of central Florida, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.

(cybertardis showed me at the Men in Black ride that if you can't find a tag with your name on it, get the one that says "JESUS." "'Cause you know Jesus is an MIB," she said. And, one assumes, an X-Wing pilot.)