We all go a little crazy sometimes

[tikistitch]

Ode to my Super Dollfie
(sung to the tune of "My Bonnie")

My dollie lies up in Alaska,
Stuck at the border is she,
Her package is piled up in Customs,
'Cause they only work 10 to 3.

Fax us, they say
Bank account numbers to me, to me,
Credit card, blood type,
So they will send dollie to me.

My dollie was made out of resin,
By elves in the Volks fac-to-ry,
But my country thinks she is aiding,
Mullahs from in-sur-gen-cy.

Fax us, they say,
Social security cards, to me,
Costco membership,
So they will send dollie to me.

My dollie is covered in cobwebs,
Detained there indefinitely.
Oh will I collect her before I,
Collect social security?

Fax us, they say,
Passport and forms of ID, ID.
Mother's maiden name,
So they will send dollie to me.

Comments

[tacohime.livejournal.com]

Someone on Den of Angels had a problem with Alaska customs a couple of months ago. They were suspicious of a big ole' doll from Japan made of polyurethane resin, also shipped via FedEx. Huh.

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the thread was on the old DoA Yahoo group, which I didn't get to read too much--someone at the new forum found a link to the old posts. I think they ended up breaking her dollie. ^_^;;;

[gothiclibrarian.livejournal.com]

It happened to 2 people at one time and 1 other before that...1 was xiaomimi I can't remember who the others were...it's all over on the old forum tho.

They haven't asked for a vial of blood yet, have they? ;-)

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Not yet, but I have to take the Bush-Cheney Oath, and run around dressed like a giant flip-flop sandal.

[avalonjones.livejournal.com]

At least you channel your rage into a silly song! Here's hoping she gets to you safely and soon.

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Yes! They may have my doll, but they can't take my silly songs!