Actually, this is really what I look like

Here! Go waste some time!!

Villainy 'n stuff

So, we're like talking to Mr. Tikistitch, who's holding forth on future career plans, mentions a potential sideline as a super hero.

And we're all, NO WAI DUDE, we'd be a SUPER VILLAIN.

Which totally threw our poor spouse for a loop (these mixed marriages could be so difficult). Especially because Mr. Tiki's idea of a super hero is Aquaman, who doesn't really have a super power at all.

"We'd totally be a super villain," we told Mr. Tiki. "'Cause they get an evil lair, plus they get to go 'Bwa-ha-ha!' and stuff." Which, you know, makes sense.

Onlies, we fear, our spouse did not seem to be amenable to reason.

So, WE CREATE SUPER POLL!

[Poll #1437880]

Want some porridge, Papa Bear?

Tonner just posted some dollies in what looks like its new the Fairy Tale Porn Stars series.