tiki *hearts* Bill Moyers

Bottom line: if you rightly refuse to be on Bill O'Reilly's ridiculous show, he sometimes dispatches his goons to sandbag you whilst you go about your daily business. A couple months back, Olbermann showed an hilarious tutorial on how to respond (hint: it involved much mention of the phrases, "Andrea Makris" and "loofah"). But, Moyers, who is a god, takes a different, though still highly effective, tack. Even if you can't make out the audio, it's pretty clear that he stays calm and rational during the entire exchange, as if to say, "Your thuggish tactics will not work on moi, O'Reilly goon!" Moyers is a class act.

Don't need a bag

Gama-Go has SquidBags.

$@#$%$#!!!

Hai Mr. Tikistitch!!!

So, whilst our better half is off hunting tigers in Ind-jah, tiki has taken on the awesome responsibility of mailbox place duty. Which entails going and getting the cover off our car, driving to the mailbox place, looking for a parking space, saying "Hai!" to all the guys, packing up our car with the sweet, sweet booty, driving home, looking for a parking space out front, schlepping all the goodness inside our door, driving the car to our real parking spot, recovering the car, getting mud on our pants from digging around in the dirt for the car cover lock, and then revelling in our postal glory.

But the main thing is to keep tabs to SEE WHO WINS MAIL DAY!!! Because, it's not what you get, it's WHO WINS! Because, winning is everything! Yay, winning!!

So, so far, here is our pile....



Hahahahaha! tiki pwns.

But, not to despair, Mr. Tikistitch!



Because so far, you have gotten this shiny, shiny postcard!!! (OK, it also mentions tiki, but we'll give all the credit to you, since it's from a bunch of crazy Ozzie Star Wars people.)

'Twere gonna post this...

...and then scans_daily beat us, and then we thought, oh, WTF, not all our readers read scans_daily, but then we remembered, yes, actually, approximately 107% of our readers at any one time are comic geeks, but then we thought, feh.

You can see the rest of it here, though you'll probably have to go through a stupid ad for The Economist first.

Because you have been so patient....

...and also because we can't quite bear to go back to our SAS code....



This was literally the first thing we pulled out of the first box o' Stitchies.

( Scrump is my co-pilot )

Oh, pu, we need to take this one....

Your Score: Open Solitary Soul

You scored -14 Extroversion, 1 Sensitivity, and 12 Openness!

You are a caring and introverted personality. You need a lot of personal space, and you find dealing with strange people and new situations to be stressful and tiring. You need to relax with time to yourself in order to recharge after a highly social day. Despite your dislike of loud noises and big crowds, however, you are not shy. You have a good sense of your own self worth, and you are not afraid to be yourself.

You tend to wear your heart on your sleeve, and you are open and honest. Deception does not come easily to you. You have nothing to hide, and you are not afraid to tell people your opinions or express your feelings. This does not mean, however, that you tend to fly off the handle. Your own belief in yourself helps numb some of the wounds that are inflicted by cruel or thoughtless people. When they do hurt you, though, you can't help but show it.

Your daemon's form would represent your introverted nature, your expressiveness, and your strong sense of self. He or she would probably take an active interest in the world around you, and would have a lot to say.

Suggested forms: Panda, Arctic Fox, Domestic Cat, Wood Thrush, Spitz dog.

Link: The Golden Compass Daemon Test written by wolfcaroling on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test View My Profile(wolfcaroling)

SQUEEE!!! Arctic Fox! Arctic Fox! Arctic Fox!!!

tiki's twits

todays twisted twittering:

• 17:54 "I like to honor people who do REAL work in journalism" - Bill Moyers turns the tables on a Bill O'Reilly surrogate sent to "ambush" him. #
• 07:54 Stitchies have arrived in Seattle, 98158. O joy! #
• 07:55 In for an early meeting. Am only person in ENTIRE OFFICE SUITE. Should get extra points for this. #
• 11:10 Boss, to me, here, early: "You're NEVER here early!" *sighs* #
• 12:35 @#%$#$!!! Gama-go has squid messenger bags!!! #
• 15:30 @twotone, corn syrup = eeevil because so much of our processed food nowadays is from a single source, corn. #
• 15:32 don't wanna work, wanna be at home playing w/stitchies. #

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Boy's day yay!

Okey-day, ready for some ceramics?



Stitch gots a helmet.

( samurai jack )