Somehow, this is all Hello Kitty's fault

We really really need to stop looking at prettieh prettieh dolliehz now.

Not dolly

Also not squid.

But it's Yeti. So, we can still get it, right?

tiki ♥ Japan

Finally, something to go with our Hello Kitty underpants!

Chopstick bra promises cleavage and conservation

TOKYO (Reuters Life!) - Who says eco-friendly can't be sexy? The makers of the shopping bag bra and the microwaveable "warm" bra have come up with a new way to save the planet and enhance your cleavage -- the chopstick bra.

Lingerie maker Triumph International Japan unveiled the "My Chopsticks Bra" on Wednesday in Tokyo in a bid to promote the use of reusable chopsticks instead of disposable ones.

Save a tree! Use chopstickes to prop up your boobies!

Or...something.

"It's easy to forget to bring along your own chopsticks, but if it's always on you here, then that's pretty practical," model Yuko Ishida, who was wearing the bra, said.

See? This item will help women all over the world deal with the unspeakable horror of the forgotten chopsticks.

Like Triumph's other eco-friendly lingerie, the bra will not go on sale.

But...but...we wants one too!

Just when all seemed lost....

squee.