They did a STUDY on this?

Men want hot women, study confirms

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Science is confirming what most women know: When given the choice for a mate, men go for good looks.

Stop the presses.

We hate to go all Proxmire on they asses, but, they needed a study to find out men like teh hawt?

Their study involved 26 men and 20 women in Munich, Germany.

Ah, they were German. 'Splains much.

How much beer did you get to participate?

Men's choices did not reflect their stated preferences, the researchers concluded. Instead, men appeared to base their decisions mostly on the women's physical attractiveness.

See? Men = liars.

The men also appeared to be much less choosy. Men tended to select nearly every woman above a certain minimum attractiveness threshold, Todd said.

Have these German researchers ever, in their lives, been to a bar?

Women's actual choices, like men's, did not reflect their stated preferences....

Oho! Women = liars too! Watch out, guys. Because, it is somehow morally defensible when we do it.

Find Stitch

More silly business from Tokyo Disneyland's Find Stitch event earlier this year.

( Stitch's Big Marketing )

Today's disturbing imagery

The creepiest thing? This items is from a company that calls itself Talking Presidents. *shudders*

Via Echidne of the Snakes.

The most awesome-est news story ever

One arrested in snack attack; assault by Cheetos

Stand by. It gets better

The assault weapons listed on the Des Moines police report was a bag of Cheetos.

See?

Patrick Hamman, 22, of 4904 S.W. 13th St., was arrested Sunday on a charge of domestic assault. Officers explained that the victim of the snack attack, Michael Hamman, lives with his adult son, Patrick and that they became involved in an argument Sunday night.

Yes, he lives in MOM'S BASEMENT!!!

Patrick Hammon picked up a bag of Cheetos and threw it at his father, hitting him in the face, police said. It hit him in the glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of Michael Hamman's nose.

Perhaps the elder Mr. Hamman should have employed the Twinkie Defense?

The police report said: "Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust."

Covered in Cheeto dust. We just had to say it again. Here, we'll say it again: covered in Cheeto dust.

Via Pharyngula, so this counts as SCIENCE!