Champagne wishes

If Yahoo Japan auctions can be believed (and if it's on the Intarnets, it must be true), this Stitchie keychain is dressed as cod roe, i.e., fish eggs, a/k/a, caviar.

We write letters....

Dear Earclip Phone Man,

Why don't you just paint a giant letter "L" on your forehead? That way we could see from a greater distance.

XOXOXOXO,

--tiki

Remember, kiddies

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Eat your spaghetti, or you'll be menaced by Kewpie dolls.