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A couple of updates:

Grievous's REVENGE

General Grievous's loyal fans may be interested to know that, following the General's inexplicable second-place finish (reported here), at The Cuff's gala Halloween costume contest, the General went on to score a triumphant GRAND PRIZE in another costume contest the following evening. Even cooler, The General is going to Cabo!!!! Woo-hoo! And, he's got two tickets. Tikistitch wonders, Which cute bodyguard will he spirit away for sun and fun in Mexico??

Totally Gay American Girls

Following our investigative reporting on rampant gayness among American Girl dolls, we discovered the following LA Times article regarding the religious right's desperate fight against contamination by Gay Cooties.

From the article:

"Our success is in our numbers," said Randy Sharp, the [American Family Association's] director of special projects. "When they get thousands of calls a day, day after day, companies can't ignore it."

Skeptics point out that many companies are ignoring the threat from the right.

Advertiser spending in the gay press was up 28% last year. The number of ads directly aimed at gay consumers more than doubled, according to Prime Access Inc., a New York advertising agency.

Viacom's new 24-hour TV channel Logo, aimed at the gay market, has dozens of big-name advertisers, including Motorola, Orbitz travel services, Sharper Image, American Express and Anheuser-Busch.

24-hour gayness???? There is obviously going to be no escaping the awesome gay-itude of American society at large. If something is not done, our beloved country will soon resemble a vast and colorful musical comedy, complete with spangles.