Alien morning breath

Hahahahaha! Look what just popped up on eBay (we're assuming it'll be available at a Stitch store near you pretty soon):



It says inside, "Mornings aren't pretty!"

This is precisely how we feel after partying 'til the wee hours at Alex & Jordan's nuptials yesterday, and then coming home to watch the series finale of Six Feet Under earlier this morning, and then dragging our sorry butts into work 'n stuff.

Praise the gods for espresso!

No more kogals???

http://www.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/getarticle.pl5?fl20050821x4.htm

No more sloppy socks?

No more spray-on tans?

No more platform shoes-caused automobile accidents?