Springtime for Stitch

Soooo.... We stopped off at the Stich store apres our teeth cleaning yesterday morn, and found, to our surprise, half a dozen new Stitch plushies.

This guy, for example, is called "Garden Party Stitch."


clique for bigger pique

Mr. Tikistitch, however, who has obviously been too influenced by a viewing of the movie Deliverance at a tender age, prefers to call him "Banjo-playin' Stitch."

They also had a new St. Paddy's Day Stitch. He has a "kiss me" shirt, which, if you look closely, reveals a subtle shamrock pattern.

The biggest plushie of the lot was something Dizzney has termed New Sitting Stitch (as opposed to the Old Sitting Stitch). Although, based on the size of his giant patookie, cultists of the Buckaroo Banzai movie might prefer to term him "Stitch Bigbootie." ("That's 'Bigbootay!'")

Also spotted, the disturbingly staring Springtime Stitch, the balloon-clutching Par-tay Stitch, and the oddly named Core Mini Bean Bag Pal (the core of what, we might ask).

Oh, and the greatest news of all: they were passing out free stickers for the new Heffalump movie!!! (But, what happened to the Woozles? We are confoozle.) Sadly, though Tikistitch has for a long time bravely resisted acquiring any of the Dizzney Stores copious Pooh merchandise, such as bouncing Tiggers or ever so soft Eeyores, we must admit our resistance would fail when faced with a plushie Heffalump. Sigh.

Beware!

Heffalumps And Woozles

They're black, they're brown,
They're up, they're down
They're in, they're out
They're all about
They're far, they're near
They're gone, they're here
They're quick and slick, they're insincere
Beware, beware, be a very wary bear

A heffalump a woozle is very confusle
A heffalump a woozle's very sly, sly, sly
They come in one's and twosles
But if they so choosles
Before your eyes you'll see them multiply, ply, ply

They're extraordinary
So better be wary
Because they come in every shape and size, size, size
If honey's what you covet
You'll find that they love it
Because they'll guzzle up the thing you prize

Beware, beware, be a very wary bear

They're extraordinary
So better be wary
Because they come in every shape and size, size, size
If honey's what you covet
You'll find that they love it
Because they'll guzzle up the thing you prize

They're black, they're brown
They're up, they're down
They're in, they're out
They're all about
They're far, they're near
They're gone, they're here
They're quick and slick, they're insincere
Beware, beware, beware, beware, beware!