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Heard twice within the last 24 hours.


Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.

Finally, president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Date: 2005-09-28 09:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dollseye.livejournal.com
That's a good one - I like it XD

Date: 2005-09-28 09:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarahpolk.livejournal.com
Hahahahaha! I hadn't heard that one. Good good... hope you don't mind, I think I'll share.

Date: 2005-09-28 10:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tikistitch.livejournal.com
Naw, go ahead, spread the silliness around...

Date: 2005-09-28 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avalonjones.livejournal.com
I heard this joke on Monday... but it was a BLONDE JOKE at the time! I think this is much more appropriate.

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