Worst. Monday. Evah.
Sep. 19th, 2005 08:08 pmOkey-doke. Remember that horrible Marie Osmond doll we were alternately attracted and repelled by?
Therein lies a tale.
First, a Monday that will hit the record books for sheer horri-tude, involving a project meeting we could barely follow, a hearty "Go buy a PC, loser!" from the good folks at the Apple computer snottyline, and a visit from nice Mr. AAA when we found we'd failed to extinguish the headlights during our last foray in the Tikimobile.
Needless to say, it was with much excitement as well as trepidation that we hurring home cluting a Disney Direct carton. What could be inside?

First, the outside. With a big "M," for "masochism."

Oh, good lord, it's Osmonds.

Carefully, we pull back the striped tissue to reveal a repulsively cute doll dressed in an Eeyore costume.
Wait. AN EEYORE COSTUME???

#$%&@#$%!!
They sent us the wrong damn horrible doll.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
Therein lies a tale.
First, a Monday that will hit the record books for sheer horri-tude, involving a project meeting we could barely follow, a hearty "Go buy a PC, loser!" from the good folks at the Apple computer snottyline, and a visit from nice Mr. AAA when we found we'd failed to extinguish the headlights during our last foray in the Tikimobile.
Needless to say, it was with much excitement as well as trepidation that we hurring home cluting a Disney Direct carton. What could be inside?

First, the outside. With a big "M," for "masochism."

Oh, good lord, it's Osmonds.

Carefully, we pull back the striped tissue to reveal a repulsively cute doll dressed in an Eeyore costume.
Wait. AN EEYORE COSTUME???

#$%&@#$%!!
They sent us the wrong damn horrible doll.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
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