Main Prem Ki Diwani Hoon
Mar. 17th, 2012 10:34 amMade of WTF.
First full disclosure: this is based on a viewing of 80% of the movie, because the DVD skipped. But I think I got the gist.
So, Sanjana is a typical BW heroine. She just graduated college, and she lives with her parents, a CGI parrot, and a dog with a cartoon head. Uh, yeah. And, evidently, all cast members were similarly instructed to act like CGI/cartoon versions of themselves for the entire first half of the film. Anyway, the family plans to marry off Sanjana to Prem, a wealthy businessman. She decides she wants no part of it, so she puts on her bitchiest possible act. But Prem arrives, and he's Hrithik Roshan. He sings and dances, and loves to throw off his shirt at the slightest motivation. Despite pitting the CGI parrot, the cartoon dog, and all her college buddies against him, what do you know, Sanjana ends up dancing in the snow with Prem/Hrithik. And then she ends up writhing on the beach with bare-chested Prem/Hrithik, after a song that begins with an extreme close up of her boobs. No, I am not kidding.
Then, of course, BW complication! ANOTHER Prem arrives to court Sanjana, and this one is Abishek Bachchan. Unlike everyone else in the movie, he acts like an actual human being. And given that Sanjana has now calmed down and acts like a decent human being, he of course falls for her. What's going to happen, given that Prem #1 already has a Sanjana tattoo on his bulging shoulder?
This was a bad, bad movie. I wasn't even sure I should post a video for this one, because frankly, there aren't even any songs I find catchy, and the dancing is pretty underwhelming. But, damn, is it entertaining to watch. It's so full of weird. At one point, Sanjana tells her friends to check out Prem #1. One of them decides she needs to see his feet (?). Prem takes off his shoes to reveal horrible long-nailed hairy feet, which sends her screaming. It turns out, Prem has JUST HAPPENED to bring along funny cartoon werewolf feet. Uh, yeah....