Bollywood Throwdown! Part Deux

[tikistitch]

It's Mythological Creature vs. Mythological Creature!

Kinda like the Republican Primaries.....





Ganesh: OK, whoever the hell you are, you've had your fun, but TWO can play at this supernatural bodyguard game!

Prince Soma: I grow bored. Will you stab him with your steely knives now, Sebastian.



Ganesh: Seeeeeee? I've got a genuine guardian angel! And, not the kind in the lame and unfashionable beret!



Sariel: So, what's the problem here? This continuity already has a funny foreigner!

Ganesh: I'm not a funny foreigner!

Sariel: So, anyway, uh, we kinda need you to clear out and go back to popping Jiffy Pop in that headdress thing.



Prince Soma: So, you are an angel? You float on fluffy white clouds and play a harp?

Sariel: Uh, no, I'm the ANGEL OF VENGEANCE kind. You know, flaming sword, kick your ass?



Prince Soma: Hey, watch those things! So, you intend to kick my ass, little man with the big head.

Sariel: My head is no bigger than yours! And, no, no I do NOT intend to kick your ass.

Prince Soma: Ha ha ha! Then why should I be afraid?

Sebastian: *ulp*



Sariel: Because I'm gonna have my ASSISTANT VICE ANGEL OF VENGEANCE kick your ass.

Prince Soma: *gasp*

Raziel: Hey you guys, you think these boots go with this sword?

Comments

[dark-skada.livejournal.com]

Those boots go fabulously with that sword Raziel~

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Reeeeally? Because, she could run home and change! :D

[zsomeone.livejournal.com]

I was wondering how long it would take you to find him some wings. Apparently, this long.

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Yes, EXACTLY THIS LONG.

No, actually, I had the wings for a couple weeks, I just needed to come up with a situation lame and ridiculous enough to introduce them. :D

[avalonjones.livejournal.com]

The wings come out aaaaand everything changes!!

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Yes! Sariel is going to be going around, POKING EVERYONE IN THE EYEBALLS with those damned things now!!!

[i-am-zan.livejournal.com]

WINGS! Heee!

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Yes, Sariel and Raziel are angels.

And Ganesh is actually an elephant god.

But, we'll get to that later... :D

[nugatorytm.livejournal.com]

Wow, Sariel was right, those wings tend to knock into everything!

All right! SEBASTIAN DEMON BARBEQUE! You know Nathan would eat it, having cannibal ancestors and all...

Don't worry, Ganesh, I'm pretty sure Sariel meant that the Scandinavians were the funny foreigners, not you...I hope. :D

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

WINGS POKE EYEBALLS! :D

I dunno if Sebastian would be good eating: there's all those bishie sparkles to deal with. :D Though you could probably cover up everything with Surtr's BBQ sauce....

So many funny foreigners.... :D