President Barack Obama starring in, a Sparkly State Dinner

[tikistitch]

Hello, Citizens of this Great Country! I am your Presidential Action Figure, Barack Obama. Welcome once again to my Shining Crystal Oval Office Playset of Wonderful. It is a very special occasion today, as we are hosting our very first sparkly bipartisan state dinner! We're expecting many very special guests!





And look who just walked in! It's Sparkly Vampire Edward Cullen! Welcome, Sparkly Vampire Edward Cullen, to my Sparkly Oval Office Playset State Dinner!



No, Vice President Sarah Palin! This is Sparkly Vampire Edward Cullen! This is not "That Wolf Dude." That is a different character. Besides, I think you'll find in my Sparkly Oval Office playset, that violence is never the solution!!!! Unless, of course, it involves ZOMBIES. Because, that is just awesome.



O NOES! It looks like I have spoken too soon! It looks like we have an uninvited guest attending our sparkly state dinner: A ZOMBIE! Rahm, will you please quit clowning around with Ex-Vice President Dick Cheney, and BRING ME SOME AWESOME FIREPOWER!



But wait, it looks like I spoke too soon! Zombie simply wants Sparkly Edward Cullen to autograph his movie poster, so he can post it on his Facebook page. Haha, how charming!



So you see, Vice President Sarah Palin, let this be a teaching moment to you! Violence is not the answer, especially when you can get a keen (and sparkly!) photo opportunity!! Until next time, everybody, stay bipartisan!!



Sparkly Bipartisan Memories:
Welcome to the Super Excellent Shining Crystal Oval Office Playset!.
President Barack Obama meets the Brand New Prime Minister of Britain.
A Very Special Episode featuring lightsabers & stuff.
A bipartisan 4th of July message from your presidential action figure.
Hey! I Coulda Had A G8!
Health Care and You, starring Barack Obama Super Presidential Action Figure & Friends
A Sparkly Bipartisan Cocktail Hour starring Barack Obama.

Comments

[angelwolf24.livejournal.com]

Sparkly Edward cracks me up. When I saw it at the store I about lost it that he actually sparkles. XD

[jabberwockpie.livejournal.com]

I love you, Tiki.

Who is that handsome bodygard in the back?

[earlbone.livejournal.com]

He looks great in a tie. Can't wait to see how he handles a Martian Attack (Ack Ack).

Re: Who is that handsome bodygard in the back?

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

And don't forget, we've got a plague of dancin' zombies coming!