How to leave tiki's house in 162 easy lessons!

[tikistitch]

1. Grab purse from computer room.
2. Realize you forgot backpack, so go back to computer room and grab backpack.
3. Realize umbrella is no longer in backpack, run upstairs to get it.
4. Remember camera.
5. Dig in collectible pile on dining room table for camera until you remember it's actually on the coffee table.
6. Set alarm and close front door.
7. See rain clouds.
8. Unlock door and disarm alarm.
9. Grab raincoat.
10. Set alarm and close front door.
11. Remember crock pot.
12. Unlock door and disarm alarm.
13. Run to kitchen to check if crock pot has been set on "LOW" instead of "WARM."
14. Start to set alarm.
15. Run back to kitchen to verify crock pot has been plugged in.
16. Begin to set alarm.
17. Set off motion detectors.
18. Begin to set alarm again.
19. Lock front door.
20. See #43 bus pulling away from stop.
21. REPEAT.