Barack Obama's Super Shining Crystal Oval Office of Excellent!

[tikistitch]

Good Evening, Fellow Citizens! I'm Barack Obama Presidential Action figure, and I'd like to introduce you all to my Shining Crystal Oval Office playset. Now, a lot of people are confused about how the government really operates, but actually, it's quite simple! Every day, I ride here on my magical unicorn to make the government work for you! Why don't you come along inside for a tour?





Here is the desk where I sign important legislation!



Here is the magical chalice. It was left here by the former resident. I think her name was Sarah June, or something.



And here's the patio, where we have many important bipartisan cocktail parties!



O noes! It's the chalice! EVIL is AFOOT!



Scuse me for a minute.

*PRESIDENTIAL POWER MAKE UP!*



Sorry, gotta go, it's ZOMBIES again. Gotta show them some Presidential Kick Ass! Fortunately, I am the first chief executive in modern times with kung fu grip!!!


NOTE: Like President Barack Obama, I don't feel that the Super Excellent Shining Crystal Oval Office Playset needs an explanation. However, if you feel like you want an explanation, it is here.
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Comments

[homestar.livejournal.com]

This is the best post anyone has ever made.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

This makes me happy in my brain.

[crantz.livejournal.com]

that was amazing

[dustbunnies.livejournal.com]

<3 so very magical

[sooo-obnoxious.livejournal.com]

I wish this were true.

[avalonjones.livejournal.com]

For a minute I thought he was gonna come out wearing a Sailor Moon uniform! And I'm glad he did not.

This post is proof why I worship you!

[lostlain.livejournal.com]

This post made me happy in many, many ways.

[blythou.livejournal.com]

Thank god I wasn't drinking anything when I read this post !!!!

[jeepersjournal.livejournal.com]

I love the Butterfly wings.

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

They were included in the playset! Along with the chalice and all the bar items! It truly is the most awesome playset ever!

[sinderellah.livejournal.com]

Love this!!

[spazzygirl19.livejournal.com]

Awesome.

[onesoul.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU!!!!!

[loli-cat.livejournal.com]

When we went grocery shopping I perused the front of the tabloids at the checkout. One of them expounded about how Michelle supposedly paid off Barak's homosexual lover. Thinking back on this post, with all the pink shiny & wings I just cracked up... :-D

[mythosidhe.livejournal.com]

O man, I really need to remember to check LJ more often--I wish I'd seen your original post about this! I totally would have bid on that had I known, without all the obnoxious questions. However, I don't have any place to set it up, and I see you've put it to *much* better use than I ever could. Now he just needs a cape and some roses :p No, wait, I see he's got the costume covered too--I missed the wings in the last shot XD

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

It's *so* hard to make clear pink wings show up against a shiny pink background!

It's not just the questions - the thing is so damn big, shipping is an extra added annoyance factor. If you ever do figure out how to clear a space, do let me know, and maybe we could work something out. I love $$$$$$, but I also like my stuff to go where people will appreciate it.

[spritelyredhead.livejournal.com]

I am pleased by this display.

[misslucyjane]

That is insane and wonderful.

[quasar-dilema.livejournal.com]

This is so amazing! ILU! Thank for doing this! XD