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todays twisted twittering:

17:37 "Guess what, Husband? I just downloaded ALL THE STAR TREK NOVELS from the Intarnets!" Husband: " ... " #
18:25 @amiryfenn Oh, Intarnets, source of ALL THAT IS GOOD! #
19:13 Is there anything better than Ice Road Truckers? No, there is not. #
20:09 Good luck with that, dear. America's Next Top Model contestant: "I'm going to try to stop thinking!" #
20:58 Melrose Place? Wha?? #
09:13 Dear eBay buyer, I agree, describing an item as "Used - sold as is" was deceptive and would lead you to believe it was in mint condition. #
09:17 Someone climbed up on a ladder and stole my coffee guy's sign last night. It's probably hanging in a frat house now. Idjits! #
10:54 Going to pick up food for potluck. Trying to determine which items will maximize annoyance of perpetually dieting colleagues. #
10:57 Why am I here and not in Tokyo??? #
14:10 @patchworkboy I want all the Stitchies. ALL OF THEM! #

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